Funny Father's Day Card - Dad You're In My Top Two Favourite Parents
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Funny Father's Day Card - Dad You're In My Top Two Favourite Parents
Technically a compliment. Probably. Dad's made the top two, which is more than most people can say. This one's for the dad who knows exactly what he's getting - appreciation, just with a bit of piss-taking on top.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude Father's Day card is ideal for:
- The dad who gets the joke and will read it out to everyone
- Families who communicate entirely through taking the mickey
- Funny fathers day cards from son or daughter
- Anyone who can't quite manage sincerity without a smirk
This funny Father's Day card delivers maximum love with minimum effort.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Father's Day |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Dad, you're certainly in my top two favourite parents |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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