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Funny Father's Day Card For Bald Dad - Happy Father's Day To You & Your Shiny Bald Head

Filth-o-Meter Bit Cheeky
Same-day dispatchOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri
Free post over £208 cards for £20 and delivery is free
4.9 starsFrom 571 reviews
✓Thick A5 card✓White envelope✓Delivery upgrades available

It's shiny. It's smooth. It deserves its own Father's Day mention. This card's for the bald dad who takes the piss out of himself before anyone else gets the chance - and wears it like a badge of honour.

Card details
SizeA5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp
CardThick 300gsm gloss
InsideBlank, or we'll print your message for free
EnvelopeWhite envelope included
Printed inThe North East, England
Description

Funny Father's Day Card For Bald Dad - Happy Father's Day To You & Your Shiny Bald Head

It's shiny. It's smooth. It deserves its own Father's Day mention. This card's for the bald dad who takes the piss out of himself before anyone else gets the chance - and wears it like a badge of honour.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude Father's Day card is ideal for:

  • Bald dads who've heard every joke and still find them funny
  • Sons and daughters who've been making bald jokes since they could talk
  • Funny Father's Day cards for bald dads
  • Anyone whose dad is more chrome than hair

This funny Father's Day card for bald dads is the one he'll stick on the fridge.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Father's Day
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Happy Father's Day to you & your shiny bald head

 

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UK Delivery

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.

Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.

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FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?

It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?

Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.

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4.9★★★★★From 571 reviews across the shop

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Send direct

Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

No fucking around

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.

MADE BY RADGIES
IN THE NORTH EAST