Rude Valentine's Day Card - Full Of Cunts
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Celebrate Valentine's Day in a bold and cheeky way with this rude Valentine's card! Designed for the partner who loves outrageously crude humour and appreciates a backhanded compliment, this hilariously inappropriate card cuts straight to the point with the message "In a world full of cunts, you're my favourite. Happy Valentine's Day" - guaranteed to make them laugh out loud. Printed on thick, 300gsm card stock with a luxurious finish, this cheeky Valentine's card demands attention with its vibrant colours and premium quality. Whether you want to add your own reasons why they're your favourite or a heartfelt message, it's blank inside giving you space to personalise this rude Valentine's card and make it extra special. Arriving ready to gift, this inappropriate Valentine's Day card comes with a high-quality white envelope for easy mailing or gifting. The hilariously crude sentiment is sure to be displayed long after February 14th, becoming a favourite reminder that they're the best of a bad bunch. Perfect for boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives, partners who appreciate the filthiest sense of humour, and anyone who thinks traditional romantic cards are far too sentimental, this funny rude Valentine's card is the ultimate cheeky, offensive gift that says what everyone's thinking. It's guaranteed to make their day magnificently rude.
- 💘 BOLD & CHEEKY VALENTINE'S CARD - Celebrate Valentine's Day with a wickedly funny card that declares "In a world full of cunts, you're my favourite. Happy Valentine's Day" - the perfect outrageously rude gift for boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives and partners who love crude humour
- 💎 PREMIUM 300GSM CARD STOCK - This offensive Valentine's card is printed on thick, luxurious card stock with vibrant colours that demand attention, ensuring a high-quality, premium feel
- ✍️ BLANK INSIDE FOR A PERSONAL TOUCH - Whether you want to add your own reasons why they're your favourite or a heartfelt message, the inside is blank, giving you space to truly personalise this rude Valentine's card
- 📦 ARRIVES READY TO GIFT - Comes with a high-quality white envelope for easy gifting or mailing, so this inappropriate Valentine's Day card is ready to make your partner's day magnificently offensive
- 😄 UNFORGETTABLE & MEMORABLE - The hilariously crude sentiment on this Valentine's card is guaranteed to be displayed long after February 14th, becoming a favourite reminder that they're your number one
UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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