Funny Father's Day Card - Dad Thanks For Not Putting Me Up For Adoption
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Funny Father's Day Card - Dad Thanks For Not Putting Me Up For Adoption
He had options. He kept you anyway. Honestly, that's worth acknowledging. A funny, slightly dark Father's Day card that gets right to the point - thanks for not getting rid of me, Dad.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude Father's Day card is ideal for:
- Families who joke about everything, including the stuff you're not supposed to
- Dads who've been making this threat since 1998
- Funny dark humour Father's Day cards
- Sons and daughters who know they pushed it
This funny Father's Day card is dark, brilliant, and Dad will absolutely love it.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Father's Day |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Dad thanks for not putting me up for adoption |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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