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Rude Valentine's Day Card - Best Girlfriend

£399

Celebrate Valentine's Day in a bold and cheeky way with this rude Valentine's card! Designed for the girlfriend who loves a good laugh and appreciates being appreciated, this hilariously inappropriate card cuts straight to the point with the message "Best Fucking Girlfriend Ever. Happy Valentine's Day" - guaranteed to make her grin like an idiot. Printed on thick, 300gsm card stock with a luxurious finish, this cheeky Valentine's card demands attention with its vibrant colours and premium quality. Whether you want to add your own reasons why she's the fucking best or a heartfelt message, it's blank inside giving you space to personalise this rude Valentine's card and make it extra special. Arriving ready to gift, this inappropriate Valentine's Day card comes with a high-quality white envelope for easy mailing or gifting. The bold, sweary declaration of love is sure to be displayed long after February 14th, becoming a favourite reminder of just how much you appreciate her. Perfect for girlfriends who appreciate straight-talking affection, partners who love crude humour, and anyone who thinks traditional romantic cards are too boring, this funny rude Valentine's card is the ultimate cheeky, offensive gift that tells it like it is. It's guaranteed to make her day magnificently rude.

  • 💘 BOLD & CHEEKY VALENTINE'S CARD - Celebrate Valentine's Day with a wickedly funny card that declares "Best Fucking Girlfriend Ever. Happy Valentine's Day" - the perfect rude, affectionate gift for girlfriends and partners who love a good laugh
  • 💎 PREMIUM 300GSM CARD STOCK - This offensive Valentine's card is printed on thick, luxurious card stock with vibrant colours that demand attention, ensuring a high-quality, premium feel
  • ✍️ BLANK INSIDE FOR A PERSONAL TOUCH - Whether you want to add your own reasons why she's the best or a heartfelt message, the inside is blank, giving you space to truly personalise this rude Valentine's card
  • 📦 ARRIVES READY TO GIFT - Comes with a high-quality white envelope for easy gifting or mailing, so this inappropriate Valentine's Day card is ready to make your girlfriend's day magnificently offensive
  • 😄 UNFORGETTABLE & MEMORABLE - The hilariously crude declaration on this Valentine's card is guaranteed to be displayed long after February 14th, becoming a favourite keepsake that reminds her she's fucking awesome

UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.