Order by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 571 reviewsOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 571 reviews
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Rude Christmas Card for Him - Pop Your Knob In

Filth-o-Meter Proper Rude
Same-day dispatchOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri
Free post over £208 cards for £20 and delivery is free
4.9 starsFrom 571 reviews
✓Thick A5 card✓White envelope✓Delivery upgrades available

Deck the halls? Not this year. This card gives a classic carol a very personal rewrite, and it's definitely not one for the school choir.

Card details
SizeA5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp
CardThick 300gsm gloss
InsideBlank, or we'll print your message for free
EnvelopeWhite envelope included
Printed inThe North East, England
Description

Rude Christmas Card for Him - Pop Your Knob In

Deck the halls? Not this year. This card gives a classic carol a very personal rewrite, and it's definitely not one for the school choir. A cheeky invitation for the man in your life, wrapped up in a festive singalong he'll never be able to unhear.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude christmas card is ideal for:

  • Husbands, boyfriends and partners
  • Couples with a filthy sense of humour
  • A cheeky card for under the tree, not the mantelpiece
  • Anyone sending a rude Christmas card for him

You'll sing it to the tune. Everyone does.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Rude Christmas Card
Style Funny, Rude, Sweary Humour
Message

Pop your knob into my fanny, fa la la la la la la la


UK Delivery

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.

Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.

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FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?

It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?

Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.

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4.9★★★★★From 571 reviews across the shop

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SAYING

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boring bastards.

5 star filth

Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real-life daredevils who bought our cards and lived to tell the tale.

Send direct

Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

No fucking around

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.

MADE BY RADGIES
IN THE NORTH EAST