Grandma's Flaps - Rude Christmas Card
To send it straight to them, pop their address in as the delivery address at checkout.
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
"Hope your Turkey isn't as dry as your Grandma's flaps" Rude Christmas Card - Cheeky and Funny Festive Card
Celebrate the festive season this year with humour and attitude! The perfect way to say Merry Christmas in a cheeky, unforgettable way. This colourful and rude festive card is printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card for a premium feel. Sized at A5, it includes a white envelope and arrives blank inside, giving you the freedom to write your own witty or downright filthy message inside.
Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of filthy festive humour, this funny Christmas card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile. Great for friends with a sense of humour and aren’t afraid to laugh!
Key Features:
- Bold and rude design
- A5 size (A standard size stamp if sending by Royal Mail)
- High-quality 300gsm gloss card
- Blank inside for your personalised message
- Includes a white envelope
Make someone’s Christmas one to remember with this rude and hilarious card from Wottahoot!
UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
LOADS OF FUCKING MATES?
Any 4 for £10
Shop all
4.9★★★★★From 571 reviews across the shop
WHAT ARE YOU
FILTHY LOT
SAYING
Let customers speak for us
Boring cards are for
boring bastards.
5 star filth
Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real-life daredevils who bought our cards and lived to tell the tale.
Send direct
Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.
No fucking around
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
