Rude Valentine's Day Card - So Wet

£3⁹⁹

Celebrate Valentine's Day in a bold and cheeky way with this rude Valentine's card! Designed for the man who loves outrageously crude humour and isn't easily shocked, this hilariously inappropriate card cuts straight to the point with the message "Oooooooh you've got me so wet. Happy Valentine's Day" - guaranteed to make him laugh out loud. Printed on thick, 300gsm card stock with a luxurious finish, this cheeky Valentine's card demands attention with its vibrant colours and premium quality. Whether you want to add your own filthy commentary or a surprisingly heartfelt message, it's blank inside giving you space to personalise this rude Valentine's card and make it extra special. Arriving ready to gift, this inappropriate Valentine's Day card comes with a high-quality white envelope for easy mailing or gifting. The outrageously crude declaration is sure to be displayed long after February 14th, becoming a hilarious reminder of just how much he turns you on. Perfect for boyfriends, husbands, and partners who appreciate the filthiest sense of humour, and anyone who thinks traditional romantic cards are far too tame, this funny rude Valentine's card is the ultimate cheeky, offensive gift for women who aren't afraid to say exactly what they're thinking. It's guaranteed to make his day magnificently rude.

💘 BOLD & CHEEKY VALENTINE'S CARD - Celebrate Valentine's Day with a wickedly funny card that declares "Oooooooh you've got me so wet. Happy Valentine's Day" - the perfect outrageously rude gift for boyfriends, husbands and partners who love crude humour
💎 PREMIUM 300GSM CARD STOCK - This offensive Valentine's card is printed on thick, luxurious card stock with vibrant colours that demand attention, ensuring a high-quality, premium feel
✍️ BLANK INSIDE FOR A PERSONAL TOUCH - Whether you want to add your own filthy commentary or a heartfelt message, the inside is blank, giving you space to truly personalise this rude Valentine's card
📦 ARRIVES READY TO GIFT - Comes with a high-quality white envelope for easy gifting or mailing, so this inappropriate Valentine's Day card is ready to make your partner's day magnificently offensive
😄 UNFORGETTABLE & MEMORABLE - The hilariously crude declaration on this Valentine's card is guaranteed to be displayed long after February 14th, becoming a favourite reminder that he really does it for you

UK Standard Delivery

Delivery starts from just 87p for Second Class. You can upgrade your delivery to a faster service, including tracked at checkout. All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
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