Funny Father's Day Card - Mum Says She Is Fairly Certain You Are Mine
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Funny Father's Day Card - Mum Says She Is Fairly Certain You Are Mine
Out of every dad on the planet, Mum's narrowed it down to him. She's fairly certain. That's basically a DNA test, isn't it. A hilariously cheeky Father's Day card for the dad with a decent sense of humour.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude Father's Day card is ideal for:
- Families with a dark enough sense of humour to go there
- Dads who find this funny rather than concerning
- Funny Father's Day cards for dads who can take a joke
- Sons and daughters who like to keep Dad on his toes
This funny Father's Day card is the one that gets read aloud at the table.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Father's Day |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Out of all the dads in the world, mum says she is fairly certain that you are mine |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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