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Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards

Customers rate us 4.9/5 based on 29 reviews.

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    from 29 reviews
    Arrived quickly

    Arrived quickly and was well received

    Rebecca Ford
    Dry Old Minge Rude Birthday Card For Her
    Great value!

    Absolutely love the fact that I can purchase postage stamps for face value! No delivery fee. Will recommend to friends and buy again.

    Carolyn Loveland
    Royal Mail 1st Class Stamps (Book of 4)
    Hilarious

    Such a different & funny card excellent service quick delivery love it 🥰

    Sarah Morgan
    Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Clap Your Flaps"
    For a Moody Brother

    Second purchase, saw this for my brother and just had to get it! Great quality and arrived on time.

    Julie D.
    Rude Birthday Card - Moody Cunt
    Perfect

    My bro is always saying his boobs ate bigger than mine...so card was perfect, hilarious, thank you

    JACQUELINE HOLMES
    Big Man Boobs Brother Rude Birthday Card
    Perfect for the legend in your life

    Love this card

    Jenny Haffner
    Beautiful Legend Rude Birthday Card
    what a fuckin hoot!

    A bosta!

    Paul Healy
    Rude Birthday Card - Geriatric Twat

    Fast efficient service and great product.

    Bernard
    Loud Snoring Rude Valentines Card
    5 Stars

    Great card - lets see how well it is received.

    Alexander K
    Spill My Load Rude Valentines Card
    Great Card, quick delivery

    Bought for my sister, she loved it!

    Julie D
    Stupid Old Bitch Funny Birthday Card
    Great - thanks

    5 star

    Julie D.
    Rude Birthday Card - Thunder Cunt
    He’s actually keeping This card!

    My recipient laughed soooo much upon receiving this card. Bloomin loved it so much, he told me he’d be keeping that one. A great card, just what I wanted. Also, initially the card hadn’t arrived when I thought it would and Customer Services bent over backwards to assist me and sent out a replacement card. Literally the same day I messaged them, my fella received his card. I was too late to stop the replacement. Can’t recommend Wottahoot enough xxx

    An
    Attention Seeking Little Cunt Rude Get Well Card
    Great card - had such a laugh

    Great selection. Great quality

    Julie D
    Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Clap Your Flaps"
    Very funny

    Lovely card

    Yvonne Callen
    One Cunt to Another Rude Birthday Card
    Brilliant

    Brilliant

    Richard Moy
    Spaff On Your Tits Rude Anniversary Card

    Welcome to our gloriously rude card collection – where every card has more personality than your ex and twice the attitude. We're talking rude birthday cards that don't mess about, rude leaving cards that actually say what everyone's thinking, and celebration cards that'll make your little old granny clutch at her pearls.

    Our rude birthday cards are perfect for that mate who appreciates a proper piss-take on their special day – because "Happy Birthday, you absolute bellend" hits way different than the usual, generic, flower bollocks. And our rude leaving cards? They're for when "We'll miss you" just doesn't quite capture the "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you're after.

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    Look, we all know that feeling. Your best friend's birthday is coming up, and you want a card that says "I love you, you magnificent bellend" rather than "Wishing you sunshine and flowers."

    Or you need a leaving card for that colleague who's finally escaping – and "We'll miss your contributions to the team" just doesn't capture the "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you're going for.

    Cards that actually sound like YOU.