Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards
Welcome to the home of the most colourful and daring rude greeting cards. Explore our outrageously cheeky collection, filled with everything from offensive birthday cards to funny, insulting, and even obscene options. Whether you're after a personalised rude card or just something to push the boundaries with a funny offensive birthday card, we have the perfect choice for every occasion. Dive in and find the perfect card that’s sure to make an unforgettable impression.
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Dance Your Fanny Flaps Off Rude Birthday Card
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Stupid Old Bitch Funny Birthday Card
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Absolute Thunder Cunt Birthday Card
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Fanny Flapping Rude Birthday Card
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You're Basically A Pensioner Funny Birthday Card
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Your Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
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Dance Like Everyone Is Watching Funny Birthday Card
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Rude Birthday Card - Cheap Wine
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Dance Like You're 20 Years Younger Rude Birthday Card
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Baby Reindeer Birthday Card - Look Good
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Rude Birthday Card - Pint Of Wine
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Baby Reindeer Birthday Card - Fav Stalker
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High Number Rude Birthday Card
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Rude Birthday Card - Geriatric Twat
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Old Enough To Know Better Rude Birthday Card
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Birthday Bellend Rude Birthday Card
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Rude Art Print - Fanny Flapping
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Rude Art Print - Aperol Spritz
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Rude Art Print - Live, Laugh, Don't be such a Cunt
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Rude Art Print - Call someone a twat
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Rude Art Print - If You're Easily Offended
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Rude Art Print - In this house
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Rude Art Print - I have a Fucking Plan
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Rude Art Print - Get A Fucking Grip
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Outrageously Rude Cards
Unleash your naughty side with our huge rude card collection from Wottahoot, your go-to destination for funny and downright offensive greeting cards. We're all about shaking things up with our filthy collection. Tired of the mushy, lovey-dovey stuff? Whether it's a card for a birthday, a retirement, or even a divorce, we've got the perfect rude card for every occasion.
Offensively Rude Birthday Cards
Celebrating another year around the sun? Why not make it a birthday to remember (or one they'd rather forget) with our offensively rude birthday cards! From obscene birthday cards that push the boundaries to downright insulting birthday cards that let them know exactly how you feel, our collection has no limits. Perfect for friends with thick skin and a wicked sense of humour, these cards are anything but subtle. So, ditch the boring and bring on the bold—because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a little bit of offensive fun!
WHAT ARE WE PACKING?
Discover our exclusive collection of Rude Cards, printed on demand by our in-house, expert team in the UK. Every order placed before 10pm is dispatched the following working day.
Let's hear the fanny flap. Say happy birthday in your own cheeky little way with this colourful rude birthday card from Wottahoot. This birthday card is A5, printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card and includes a white envelope. It comes blank inside so you've got complete freedom for your own rude birthday message.
Fanny Flapping Rude Birthday Card is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.