Rude Birthday Card - "One Cunt To Another" Funny

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "One Cunt To Another" Funny

This is not your average birthday card. This is for mates who can take it and dish it out in equal measure. Featuring the message "From one absolute cunt to another Happy Birthday" on a striking turquoise design, this rude birthday card is peak friendship - the kind where you roast each other mercilessly and nobody's offended. If you're looking for maximum impact and minimum subtlety, this is your card. It's the kind of birthday greeting that shocks people, makes them laugh, and respect the sheer audacity of your friendship dynamic.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Best mates with no-holes-barred humour
Friends who pride themselves on brutal honesty
Colleagues with thick skins and quick wit
Anyone who doesn't take themselves seriously

This rude birthday card celebrates friendship in its rawest form. It's the birthday greeting for people who understand that sometimes the best way to show you care is to tell someone exactly what you think of them - with affection and swearing.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Him for Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	From one absolute cunt to another Happy Birthday

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.