Rude Birthday Card - "Day Revolving Around You" Funny Birthday Card

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "Day Revolving Around You" Funny Birthday Card

Some friends just need the world to revolve around them - especially on their birthday. This rude birthday card captures that perfectly: "Yet another fucking day that revolves around you." Perfect for your self-centred narcissistic mates, friends who crave attention, and groups where that one person is always centre stage. Featuring blue design, this rude birthday card is a cheeky acknowledgment of personality types.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Attention-seeking friends
Narcissistic mates who love birthdays
People who need to be centre stage
Groups celebrating an attention-seeker
Anyone who thrives on birthday spotlight

This rude birthday card celebrates the beautiful self-centredness of people who genuinely believe the world revolves around them. Sometimes it literally does—especially on their birthday.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Him or Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	Yet another fucking day that revolves around you

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.