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Rude Birthday Card - Absolutely Fucking Pathetic

£399

Rude Birthday Card - Oooh Look At Me It's My Birthday Absolutely Fucking Pathetic

You know the type. The countdown starts in January. The birthday week is non-negotiable. The Instagram post goes up at midnight. This card is for that person - from the friend who loves them but also thinks it's absolutely fucking pathetic.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • The friend who treats their birthday like a national holiday
  • Anyone who needs gently mocking for their birthday behaviour
  • Funny sarcastic birthday cards for him or her
  • The one in the group who absolutely laps up the attention

This funny birthday card is the most loving insult you can buy.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Him for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Oooh look at me it's my birthday, absolutely fucking pathetic

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.