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Funny Birthday Card - On Special Days Cunts Get Cake

£399

Funny Birthday Card - On Special Days Like Today Cunts Like You Get Cake

This isn't a card you give to just anyone. This is a card for the inner circle - the friend you've known long enough and well enough that this lands exactly as intended. Pure love, zero filter, one slice of cake.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • Best mates who've been calling each other worse for years
  • Close friends with a properly dark sense of humour
  • Rude sweary birthday cards for him or her
  • The one person in your life who would be offended by anything less

This rude birthday card is for the friendship that doesn't need softening.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Him for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message On special days like today, cunts like you get cake. Happy Birthday

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.