Funny Get Well Soon Card. Rude Get Well Card.
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Get Well Soon Card - "Glad You Didn't Die"
They gave everyone a proper fright, and now they're on the mend. You could send grapes and a card with a teddy holding a thermometer, or you could tell them the truth: you're bloody relieved, and you'd have been fuming if they'd popped off. This card says what everyone's thinking and cheers them up at the same time.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude get well soon card is ideal for:
- The mate recovering from an operation, an accident or a hospital stay
- Anyone who scared the life out of you and needs to hear about it
- Friends, family and colleagues who'd rather laugh than be fussed over
- Anyone sending a funny get well card to a man or woman on the mend
Proper relief, said properly.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Rude Get Well Soon Card |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
I'm so fucking glad you didn't die though. Get Well Soon. |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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