Funny Get Well Soon Card. Rude Get Well Card.

When your friend, family member, or coworker is recovering from illness or surgery, sometimes the best medicine is laughter - even if it's a little inappropriate! This funny get well card delivers exactly the kind of dark humour that will have them laughing from their hospital bed.
Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of naughty humour, this funny get well card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile. Great for friends with a sense of humour and for those that aren’t afraid to laugh!
Key Features:
- Bold and rude design
- A5 size (This is a standard size stamp if you're sending by Royal Mail)
- High-quality 300gsm gloss card
- Blank inside (However, that just gives you more room for your own filthy message)
- Includes a white envelope
Unlike traditional get well cards with flowers and puppies, this card gets straight to the point with its refreshingly honest message: "So Glad You Didn't Die." It's the perfect way to show you care while maintaining your reputation as the friend with the twisted sense of humour.
FREE UK Delivery
FREE UK Delivery
All of our rude card prices include Free UK standard delivery. Fancy it a bit quicker? You can upgrade your delivery at checkout. All cards ordered before 10pm are dispatched the following working day. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.
FAQs
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes, but it will be blank. We're no longer able to add a message inside our cards, you'll have to take the lead on that.
Something else?
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