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Rude Anniversary Card - "Imagine Life Without Me"

£399

Rude Anniversary Card - "Imagine Life Without Me"

A card for the partner who knows exactly how good they've got it. Because nothing says "happy anniversary" like a gentle reminder that you're the best thing that ever happened to them.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude anniversary card is ideal for:

  • Partners who know they're irreplaceable (annoyingly)
  • Anniversaries where a soppy card just won't cut it
  • Couples who like to remind each other who's really in charge

Consider it a fair warning, wrapped in sarcasm.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Anniversary for Him for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Imagine how shit your life would be without me in it. Happy Anniversary.


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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.