Rude Retirement Card - "Pain In The Arse At Home" Funny Retirement Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Retirement Card - "Pain In The Arse At Home" Funny Retirement Card
Retirement: finally getting to be a proper pain in the arse at home, full-time. No more sneaking annoyance in during weekends - now you've got 30 years to perfect it. Featuring a green design with bold lettering, this rude retirement card is the perfect send-off for anyone escaping work to become their partner's full-time headache.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude retirement card is ideal for:
- Colleagues retiring from jobs
- Friends hitting retirement age
- Partners who finally get peace and quiet
- Anyone who's dreamed of not working
- Workplace celebrations and leaving dos
This rude retirement card celebrates the shift from part-time to full-time annoyance. It's funny because partners know it's true.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Retirement Card |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
You can now be a pain in the arse at home. Happy Retirement. |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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