Rude New Home Card - "Live Laugh Fucking Love" Funny New Home Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude New Home Card - "Live Laugh Fucking Love" Funny New Home Card
There's nothing we love more than a house with basic-bitch home decor. This rude new home card celebrates that some homes are just destined for Live, Laugh, Love signs. So naturally, we're adding a little swear word: "Live Laugh Fucking Love. Enjoy your new home." Perfect for anyone moving home who might not actually go full basic but if they do, this card is well prepared. Featuring bold pink design, it's funny whether they embrace the aesthetic or reject it completely.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude new home card is ideal for:
- Friends moving homes
- Family relocating
- Colleagues changing address
- Anyone with home decor sense of humour
- Groups that laugh at interior design trends
This rude new home card roasts basic home decor while celebrating new beginnings. It's funny because home décor trends are hilarious.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | New Home Card |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Live Laugh Fucking Love. Enjoy your new home |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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