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Rude Anniversary Card - "Surprised You Two Lasted"

£399

Rude Anniversary Card - "Surprised You Two Lasted"

Unlike the others in the range, this one isn't from one half of the couple to the other — it's for the mates and family watching from the sidelines, mildly stunned it's still going.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude anniversary card is ideal for:

  • Mates who never thought this relationship would make it
  • Family members happy to be proven wrong
  • Anyone gifting the couple a card that says what everyone's thinking

For the friends and family still mildly stunned it worked out.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Anniversary for Him for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message I'm surprised you two have lasted so fucking long. Happy Anniversary.


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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.