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Rude Birthday Card for Ex Wife - "So Fucking Lucky"

£399

Rude Birthday Card for Ex Wife - "So Fucking Lucky"

Not every ex gets a birthday card — but the good ones do. This one's for the ex-wife who's still a proper mate: dry, a bit daft, and secretly one of the nicest things you'll send all year.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • Ex-wives you're still genuinely close with
  • Birthdays that call for a bit of affectionate piss-taking
  • Anyone who's better off (and still good mates) as an ex

Some friendships survive the divorce. This card's for those.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Ex-Wife
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message I am so fucking lucky to be able to call you my ex-wife. Happy Birthday

 

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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.