Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Big Hairy Minge" Funny Birthday Card

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Big Hairy Minge" Funny Birthday Card

This is the birthday card for mates who get the joke. "Happy Birthday to you & your big hairy minge" is peak friendship banter - the kind of friendship where everyone laughs and nobody's offended. Perfect for best friends, strong mate groups, or anyone who doesn't take themselves seriously.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Best female friends with no filters
Partner relationships with explicit humour
Women who celebrate their bodies
Strong friendship groups
Anyone confident in their femininity

This rude birthday card celebrates the beautiful confidence of women who don't care what anyone thinks about their bodies or their humour. It's crude, it's funny, and it's absolutely respectful.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	Happy Birthday to you & your big hairy minge

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.