Absolute Thunder Cunt Birthday Card

All of our rude card prices include Free UK standard delivery. Fancy it a bit quicker? You can upgrade your delivery at checkout. All cards ordered before 10pm are dispatched the following working day. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

You can now send your rude card directly to the recipient. It's pretty easy to do, click on the check box just above the "Add to basket" button. Here you will be able to add a message that will be printed on the inside of your card.

No matter if it's lovey-dovey or downright filth, please double check your message, as personalised products cannot be returned or cancelled once printed.

Then simply change your shipping address at checkout if you're sending your card direct to the recipient.

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Simply select the "Sending Direct to them" checkbox above the "Add to basket" button, and follow the steps.

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.