Rude Birthday Card - Your Candles Are The Only Thing Getting Blown Today
Rude Birthday Card - Your Candles Are The Only Thing Getting Blown Today
Some birthdays come with surprises, but this one certainly fucking doesn't. Send it to the other half who'll find it filthy, funny, and dead accurate.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Sending to a partner or other half with a filthy sense of humour
- Anyone whose love life could use a bit of honest piss-taking
- People who appreciate a birthday card with a wink and an innuendo
- Anyone sending a saucy birthday card to a boyfriend, husband or wife or girlfriend if she has a cock
This rude birthday card says what everyone's thinking but only a partner can get away with.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Your candles are the only thing getting blown today. Happy Birthday. |
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UK Delivery
UK Delivery
All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.
FAQs
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!
Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.
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