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Rude Birthday Card - So Turns Out You Really Are Old As Fuck

£399

Rude Birthday Card - So Turns Out You Really Are Old As Fuck

Some birthdays call for soft words and gentle wishes. This isn't one of them. Time to tell them straight: they are old as fuck, and pretending otherwise isn't fooling anyone.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • Anyone who's stopped lying about their age
  • The friend or family member who needs reminding they're properly ancient now
  • People who appreciate a card that takes the piss with love
  • Anyone sending a funny rude birthday card to a man or woman

This rude birthday card is the reality check they didn't ask for but absolutely deserve.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Him for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message So turns out you really are old as fuck. Happy Birthday.

 

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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.