Order by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10FREE TRACKED DELIVERY OVER £20We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 572 reviewsOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10FREE TRACKED DELIVERY OVER £20We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 572 reviews
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Bunch of Cunts Multi-Pack

£1000 5 Pack
Filth-o-Meter Fucking Filthy
Same-day dispatchOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri
Free post over £208 cards for £20 and delivery is free
4.9 starsFrom 572 reviews
✓5 x Thick A5 cards✓White envelopes✓Delivery upgrades available

It's five birthday cards built around the most versatile word in the British language. They're ready for every mate who'd be genuinely hurt if you sent them something with a teddy bear on it.

Card details
Size5 x A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp
CardThick 300gsm gloss
InsideBlank, or we'll print your message for free
EnvelopeWhite envelope included
Printed inThe North East, England
Description

This pack is for the people in your life where "cunt" is a term of endearment. You know who they are, and so do they.

It's five birthday cards built around the most versatile word in the British language. They're ready for every mate who'd be genuinely hurt if you sent them something with a teddy bear on it.

What's inside:

  • Any Old Cunt
  • One Cunt to Another
  • Cunts Get Cake
  • Still a Fucking Cunt
  • Just Another Cunt with a Birthday

The details:

  • 5 x A5 cards, 300gsm gloss
  • Blank inside for your own personal abuse
  • White envelopes included
  • Designed in Newcastle
UK Delivery

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.

Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.

Full delivery info

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?

It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.

Can you add a message inside the bundle packs?

Not for our bundle packs. If you want to add messages in, you'll have to add these to your basket individually.

Something else? Read all our FAQs

4.9★★★★★From 572 reviews across the shop

WHAT ARE YOU FILTHY LOT
SAYING

Boring cards are for
boring bastards.

5 star filth

Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real-life daredevils who bought our cards and lived to tell the tale.

Send direct

Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

No fucking around

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.

MADE BY RADGIES
IN THE NORTH EAST