Rude New Home Card - "Not My Fucking Neighbour" Funny Card
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude New Home Card - "I Am So Glad You're Not Going To Be My Next Door Fucking Neighbour" Funny Card
Found out you've dodged a bullet? This is the card to send when you discover someone you can't stand isn't going to be living next door to you after all. Perfect for that mate, ex-colleague, or absolute nightmare of a person who almost moved onto your street — and the relief is too good not to share.
Send the message loud and clear with this brilliantly blunt "I am so glad you're not going to be my next door fucking neighbour" greeting card. Bold teal and yellow design, paired with a message that says exactly what you're thinking now you know you're going to avoid years of awkward bin-day run-ins.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss cardstock for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a standard Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude new home card is ideal for
- Telling someone you're relieved they're not your neighbour
- Mates who almost moved in next door (thank god they didn't)
- Anyone who loves a brutally honest, filthy joke at someone else's expense
- People who appreciate a properly cheeky "we dodged that one" card
When you want more than just another boring card, Wottahoot delivers hilarious, high-quality greeting cards that make an impact. Our funny rude cards have become favourites for those who want to give something memorable, entertaining, and absolutely outrageous.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Rude New Home Card, Rude Moving Card |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky, Naughty Humour |
| Message |
I Am So Glad You're Not Going To Be My Next Door Fucking Neighbour |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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