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Rude New Home Card - "Not My Fucking Neighbour" Funny Card

£050 £399

Rude New Home Card - "I Am So Glad You're Not Going To Be My Next Door Fucking Neighbour" Funny Card

Found out you've dodged a bullet? This is the card to send when you discover someone you can't stand isn't going to be living next door to you after all. Perfect for that mate, ex-colleague, or absolute nightmare of a person who almost moved onto your street — and the relief is too good not to share.

Send the message loud and clear with this brilliantly blunt "I am so glad you're not going to be my next door fucking neighbour" greeting card. Bold teal and yellow design, paired with a message that says exactly what you're thinking now you know you're going to avoid years of awkward bin-day run-ins.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss cardstock for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a standard Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude new home card is ideal for

  • Telling someone you're relieved they're not your neighbour
  • Mates who almost moved in next door (thank god they didn't)
  • Anyone who loves a brutally honest, filthy joke at someone else's expense
  • People who appreciate a properly cheeky "we dodged that one" card

When you want more than just another boring card, Wottahoot delivers hilarious, high-quality greeting cards that make an impact. Our funny rude cards have become favourites for those who want to give something memorable, entertaining, and absolutely outrageous.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Rude New Home Card, Rude Moving Card
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky, Naughty Humour
Message I Am So Glad You're Not Going To Be My Next Door Fucking Neighbour

 

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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! But we can only add messages to products that aren't reduced to clear. Sorry!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.