Rude Leaving Card - Smelly Lunches
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Leaving Card - "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" Funny Farewell Card
Say goodbye in style! This bold, hilarious leaving card is guaranteed to get huge laughs. Perfect for colleagues who appreciate brutally honest humour and aren't afraid of a cheeky message about their questionable lunch choices on their last day.
Celebrate their departure with this outrageous "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" greeting card. Combining vibrant, colourful design with hilariously rude humour, this premium quality card is the perfect way to make them laugh out loud and remember this farewell forever.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss cardstock for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a standard Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude leaving card is ideal for
- Colleagues who love outrageous humour
- Co-workers who appreciate a filthy joke
- Team members who can take a laugh
- Anyone who isn't afraid to receive a proper cheeky card
When you want more than just another boring leaving card, Wottahoot delivers hilarious, high-quality greeting cards that make an impact. Our funny rude cards have become favourites for those who want to give something memorable, entertaining, and absolutely outrageous.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Rude Leaving Card, Rude New Job Card |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky, Naughty Humour |
| Message | Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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