The Naughty List Multi-Pack
Card details
| Size | 10 x A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Here are ten filthy Christmas cards to get you through the whole season. They cover family, mates, the workmates who can take it, and that one cousin who definitely can.
Sort the lot in one go. Then spend December doing something more useful, like getting absolutely fucking smashed.
What's inside:
- Santa Said You're a Ho Ho Ho
- I'm Starting to Feel Festive as Fuck
- Santa Told Me You're a Cunt
- Mary Was a Slag
- Let's Hope Your Turkey Isn't as Dry as Your Old Flaps
- Let's Celebrate by Getting Absolutely Fucking Smashed
- Pop Your Knob into My Fanny
- Santa Isn't the Only One with a Sack to Empty
- From One Festive Cunt to Another
- Cunts Are for Life, Not Just for Christmas
The details:
- 10 x A5 cards, 300gsm gloss
- Blank inside for your own personal abuse
- White envelopes included
- Designed in Newcastle
UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can you add a message inside the bundle packs?
Not for our bundle packs. If you want to add messages in, you'll have to add these to your basket individually.
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Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.
No fucking around
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
