Our Filthy Five Multi-Pack
Card details
| Size | 5 x A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
These are five of our most-bought cards in one pack. They're the ones people keep coming back for: the cards that get read out loud, passed round the table and left on the mantelpiece far longer than is decent.
Stock the drawer once and you're sorted for the next five birthdays you'd otherwise forget until the morning of. It also works out cheaper than buying them one at a time.
What's inside:
- 1x Clap Your Flaps
- 1x Dry Old Minge
- 1x How the Fuck Are You Still Alive
- 1x Nobody Quite Like You
- 1x Yet Another Fucking Day That Revolves Around You
The details:
- 5 x A5 cards, 300gsm gloss
- Blank inside for your own personal abuse
- White envelopes included
- Designed in Newcastle
UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can you add a message inside the bundle packs?
Not for our bundle packs. If you want to add messages in, you'll have to add these to your basket individually.
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4.9★★★★★From 581 reviews across the shop
WHAT ARE YOU
FILTHY LOT
SAYING
Let customers speak for us
Boring cards are for
boring bastards.
5 star filth
Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real-life daredevils who bought our cards and lived to tell the tale.
Send direct
Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.
No fucking around
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
