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Our Filthy Five Multi-Pack

£1000

These are five of our most-bought cards in one pack. They're the ones people keep coming back for: the cards that get read out loud, passed round the table and left on the mantelpiece far longer than is decent.

Stock the drawer once and you're sorted for the next five birthdays you'd otherwise forget until the morning of. It also works out cheaper than buying them one at a time.

What's inside:

  • 1x Clap Your Flaps
  • 1x Dry Old Minge
  • 1x How the Fuck Are You Still Alive
  • 1x Nobody Quite Like You
  • 1x Yet Another Fucking Day That Revolves Around You

The details:

  • 5 x A5 cards, 300gsm gloss
  • Blank inside for your own personal abuse
  • White envelopes included
  • Designed in Newcastle

UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.

BORING CARDS ARE FOR BORING BASTARDS

  • 5 STAR FILTH

    Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real life daredevils like you who bought our rude cards and lived to tell the tale.

  • SEND DIRECT

    Add your own filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. (Well Royal Mail will) No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

  • NO FUCKING AROUND

    Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you fucking useless bastard.