Bag of Bellends Multi-Pack
Card details
| Size | 5 x A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Blokes are easy to buy for, as long as you’re rude to them. This pack covers the lot: the one who’s getting fucking old, the one with the moobs, and the one who’s been a knobhead for as long as you’ve known him. Five cards, one tenner, and every bloke’s birthday sorted.
What's inside:
- 1 x So... Turns Out You Really are old as fuck
- 1 x Shake Those Man Boobs
- 1 x Fuck Me, You Are So Fucking Old
- 1 x No One Gives a Fucking Shit About Your Birthday
- 1 x One Year On and You’re Still a Fucking Dickhead
The details:
- 5 x A5 cards, 300gsm gloss
- Blank inside for your own personal abuse
- White envelopes included
- Designed in Newcastle
UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can you add a message inside the bundle packs?
Not for our bundle packs. If you want to add messages in, you'll have to add these to your basket individually.
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4.9★★★★★From 571 reviews across the shop
WHAT ARE YOU
FILTHY LOT
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Boring cards are for
boring bastards.
5 star filth
Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real-life daredevils who bought our cards and lived to tell the tale.
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Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.
No fucking around
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
