Rude 70th Birthday Card - Celebrating 70 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt
To send it straight to them, pop their address in as the delivery address at checkout.
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude 70th Birthday Card - Celebrating 70 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt
Seventy years. Seven whole decades of being exactly, resolutely, magnificently like this. The 70th birthday card that actually reflects the person — no flowers, no 'wisdom comes with age', just the truth in big yellow letters from someone who's known them long enough to say it.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- The 70-year-old who has been this way longer than most people have been alive
- Friends and family who know the birthday person well enough to get away with it
- Rude 70th birthday cards for him or her
- Anyone whose 70th deserves something with a bit more backbone than a garden centre card
This rude 70th birthday card is the tribute to seventy years well and truly lived.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | 70th Birthday |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Celebrating 70 years of being a massive cunt |
rude 70th birthday card • funny 70th birthday card • sweary 70th card • milestone birthday card • 70th birthday card for friend • adult humour birthday card • rude age card uk • funny cards for 70th birthday • cheeky 70th card
UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
LOADS OF FUCKING MATES?
Any 4 for £10
Shop all
4.9★★★★★From 571 reviews across the shop
WHAT ARE YOU
FILTHY LOT
SAYING
Let customers speak for us
Boring cards are for
boring bastards.
5 star filth
Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real-life daredevils who bought our cards and lived to tell the tale.
Send direct
Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.
No fucking around
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
