Rude 40th Birthday Card - Celebrating 40 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude 40th Birthday Card - Celebrating 40 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt
Forty years. Not a single day of being any less. This rude 40th birthday card doesn't pretend the big 4-0 is glamorous — it just tells the truth with a big pink bow on it. For the friend who's been exactly like this since day one and has absolutely no plans to change.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- The 40-year-old who takes absolutely zero offence at this
- Best mates marking a milestone in their own special way
- Funny 40th birthday cards that skip the 'over the hill' clichés
- Someone turning 40 who would rather laugh than cry about it
This rude 40th birthday card is the one that gets kept long after the party's over.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | 40th Birthday |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Celebrating 40 years of being a massive cunt |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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