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Rude 40th Birthday Card - Celebrating 40 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt

£399

Rude 40th Birthday Card - Celebrating 40 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt

Forty years. Not a single day of being any less. This rude 40th birthday card doesn't pretend the big 4-0 is glamorous — it just tells the truth with a big pink bow on it. For the friend who's been exactly like this since day one and has absolutely no plans to change.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • The 40-year-old who takes absolutely zero offence at this
  • Best mates marking a milestone in their own special way
  • Funny 40th birthday cards that skip the 'over the hill' clichés
  • Someone turning 40 who would rather laugh than cry about it

This rude 40th birthday card is the one that gets kept long after the party's over.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion 40th Birthday
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Celebrating 40 years of being a massive cunt

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.