Rude 30th Birthday Card - Celebrating 30 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude 30th Birthday Card — Celebrating 30 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt
Thirty whole years. Three decades of opinions, chaos, and being exactly like that. This rude 30th birthday card marks the occasion in the most fitting way possible — no balloons, no "you're still young", just the honest truth in big bold letters.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- The mate who's been a massive cunt since you met them and you love them for it
- 30th birthday cards for close friends who don't want anything soppy
- The one turning 30 who can absolutely take a joke
- Anyone whose 30s started exactly how their 20s left off
- This funny birthday card is the most loving insult you can buy.
This rude 30th birthday card is the milestone marker they actually deserve.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | 30th Birthday |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Celebrating 30 years of being a massive cunt |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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