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Off You Fuck Retirement Card

Off You Fuck Retirement Card

Regular price £3.99
Regular price Sale price £3.99
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Free UK Delivery Included. Delivery upgrades available at checkout.
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This offensive, rude retirement card is A5, printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card and includes a white envelope. Comes blank inside so you've got complete freedom for your own offensive message (The ruder, the better).

For every single rude greeting card that we sell, we will plant a tree.
Plus all of our UK designed rude cards are made with paper sourced from sustainable forests, so you can spend more time wondering which swear word you can get away with and less on reducing your environmental impact.

Every one of our cards comes with Free Standard UK Delivery, but don't worry, you can speed up your delivery at the checkout, just make sure you order by 3pm for same day dispatch.

  • Add Any 4 Cards for £10
  • Card Delivery Included
  • Speedy Delivery Available


All of our rude card prices include Free UK standard delivery. Fancy it a bit quicker? You can upgrade your delivery at checkout, we even offer next day guaranteed by 1pm. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.


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