Rude 70th Birthday Cards

Rude 70th birthday cards — for seven decades of absolute wisdom, zero tolerance for nonsense, and the right to say exactly what they mean.  Seventy is the age where you've officially run out of patience for polite platitudes. Our rude 70th birthday cards match that perfectly — honest, funny, and significantly better than anything that comes wrapped in gold foil with a bunch of roses on it.  Unisex cards, A5, 300gsm gloss, blank inside, with a white envelope.