Collection: Rude 70th+ Birthday Cards

It's time to smash through the innocence of youth with our outrageously rude, offensive and funny birthday cards. Our collection of rude 70th birthday cards are bound to put a smile on anyone's face. All of our rude cards come with FREE UK delivery as standard, plus for every card you buy, we plant a tree. Don't worry if you've left it too late though, we have delivery upgrades available at checkout including Next Day delivery if you order by 3pm.

See our full collection of rude age birthday cards, 18th, 20th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th+