Rude 40th Birthday Cards

Rude 40th birthday cards — for the one who's definitely not forty, they're eighteen with twenty-two years of experience.  Forty is when life really starts to have opinions about itself — the knees, the back, the inability to eat cheese after 8pm without consequences. Our rude 40th birthday cards celebrate all of it with the honesty it deserves.  Unisex, unapologetic, and guaranteed to get a reaction from anyone trying to ignore the fact that they're forty.  A5, 300gsm gloss, blank inside, with a white envelope.