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Rude 50th Birthday Cards

Rude 50th birthday cards — for the half-century that deserves more than a polite round of applause. Fifty years. That's five decades of putting up with other people, pretending to enjoy things, and acting like everything's fine. Our rude 50th birthday cards celebrate the milestone with the brutal honesty it's earned.  Whether they're taking it brilliantly or absolutely not taking it at all — there's a card here for that.  Unisex cards, A5, 300gsm gloss, blank inside, with a white envelope.