Rude Leaving Cards

Someone's finally escaping, and they deserve better than a card covered in balloons that says "Good Luck in Your New Job" in curly gold writing. Our rude leaving cards say what the whole office is actually thinking: that you'll miss them a bit, you won't miss their smelly lunches, and you can't believe they got out before you.

There are funny leaving cards for colleagues, sweary cards for work besties, and properly offensive ones for bosses who've had it coming for years. Whether they're off to a new job, retiring, emigrating, or just couldn't stand another Monday morning meeting, there's a card here that'll get a laugh when it's passed round the office, and maybe a tear.

Every card is designed in-house and printed on thick A5 300gsm card with a white envelope, with plenty of room inside for the whole team to sign. If they've already left or work remotely, add your message and we'll print it inside for free, then post it straight to them. Order by 3pm Monday to Friday for same-day dispatch.

Because "we'll miss you" is the biggest lie told in any office.