Our Top 10 Rude Valentine's Cards

You're fit as fuck, that is an absolute fact. Whether you're in love, lust or just want to get your leg over, we've got the right Rude Valentines Card for you. If you're on the hunt for a cheeky little finger before dinner, or if you really just want to let your wife how fucking amazing she is, we've got Rude Valentine's Cards for Her and Rude Valentine's Cards for Him too.

Let's take a closer look at our top 5 Dirty Valentine's Cards.

5. I want to cum on your tits. It's beautifully straight to the point, no need to beat around the bush ;) 
4. Best Fucking Husband Ever. Ok, it's probably just complete and utter sarcasm but it will keep him sweet for a couple of hours.
3. Best Fucking Wife Ever. So it's only fair, you know, gender equality and all of that, that the Best Fucking Wife Card makes the list too.
2. Choke me you filthy little bitch. Hoping for something a bit kinkier? Choke me bitch.
1. Roses are red, violets are blue, so is your waffle. Nothing better than a classic, there's no better way to celebrate the blue waffle than with the top spot in our Rude Valentine's Card top 5.


Don't forget, all of our Rude Valentine's Cards are available to order in our any 4 cards for £10 offer, so if you're not a player, why not grab a bargain and add some Rude Birthday Cards too.

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