Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Massive Tits" Funny
To send it straight to them, pop their address in as the delivery address at checkout.
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Massive Tits" Funny
This is a birthday card for women who are proud, funny, and don't take themselves seriously. Featuring the message "Happy Birthday To You And Your Massive Tits" on a vibrant pink design, this rude birthday card is a cheeky celebration of confidence and self-love. Whether it's actually accurate or completely fictional, the message lands the same way - with laughter. Perfect for mates who appreciate rude humour and know the difference between funny and mean.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Best friends who love rude banter
- Sisters with a sense of humour
- Partners and spouses
- Anyone who celebrates their body confidently
- Friend groups where body humour is normal
This rude birthday card celebrates friendship without filter. It's the greeting for women who know that real friends don't take the piss out of insecurities - they just celebrate you exactly as you are, with maximum cheek.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Happy Birthday To You And Your Massive Tits |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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