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SALE Vagina Rude New Baby Card

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Celebrate in your own cheeky little way and bag a bargain at the same time with this colourful rude card from Wottahoot. This card is 150mm square, printed on high-quality 300gsm card and includes a white envelope. It comes blank inside so you've got complete freedom for your own rude birthday messages.

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