Rude Birthday Card - "Incredibly Old" Funny Birthday Card

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "Incredibly Old" Funny Birthday Card

At a certain point, subtlety goes out of the window and you just have to tell them: "You are so fucking incredibly old. Happy Birthday." This rude birthday card delivers the honest, brutal truth with maximum impact. Perfect for mates who've hit the point where age jokes are basically facts. Featuring bold blue design, this rude birthday card is honest, hilarious, and absolutely accurate.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Friends hitting milestone birthdays
Anyone celebrating after 40
Colleagues with significant age differences
Groups that roast each other mercilessly
Anyone who appreciates brutal honesty

This rude birthday card is pure honesty. It's funny because it's true - and they know it.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	You are so fucking incredibly old. Happy Birthday

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.