Rude Birthday Card - "Still A Cunt" Funny Birthday Card

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "Still A Cunt" Funny Birthday Card

Year after year, birthday after birthday, they still remain a complete and utter cunt. This rude birthday card celebrates their absolute cunt-sistency: "One year on and you're still a fucking cunt." Perfect for mates with no redeeming qualities except they're your friends, colleagues who haven't improved in any measurable way, and anyone whose personality is locked in place. Featuring green design, this rude birthday card is perfect for mates who never change.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Mates with zero improvement trajectory
Friends you roast constantly
Colleagues you have complicated relationships with
Groups with explicit language standards
Anyone who's consistently problematic but still liked

This rude birthday card celebrates the beautiful, unchanging nature of some friendships. You wouldn't want them any other way.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Him or Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	One year on and you're still a fucking cunt

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.