Rude Birthday Card - "Too Old For TikTok" Funny Birthday Card

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "Too Old For TikTok" Funny

If they're still asking how to use their phone and somehow have a TikTok account, this rude birthday card is the perfect birthday greeting. The message "You're far too fucking old for TikTok, Happy Birthday" is peak friendship banter - delivered with affection and honesty. Perfect for anyone over 30 who somehow found TikTok and now won't stop talking about it. Featuring blue design with bold lettering, this rude birthday card laughs at technology, aging, and social media in equal measure.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Mates who shouldn't be on TikTok
Anyone over 30 discovering new apps
Friends who share embarrassing social media content
People who ask for tech help constantly
Groups that roast each other's digital presence

This rude birthday card celebrates the beautiful clash between aging and technology. It's funny because it's true, and it's friendship because you actually care enough to call it out.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Him for Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	You're far too fucking old for TikTok, Happy Birthday

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.