Rude Birthday Card - "We Used To Be So Cool" Funny Birthday Card

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "We Used To Be So Cool" Funny Birthday Card

You used to be cool. You and your mates used to be absolutely fucking cool. This rude birthday card mourns that beautiful era with honesty: "We used to be so fucking cool. Happy Birthday." Perfect for best friends you've known since school - the ones you've grown up with, lost cool status alongside, and still absolutely treasure. Featuring pink design with bold text, this rude birthday card is a celebration of long friendship and shared aging.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Best friends since school
Long-time friend group celebrations
Anyone mourning lost youth and coolness
Groups celebrating decades of friendship
Mates who've aged alongside each other

This rude birthday card celebrates the paradox of long friendship: you've been cool together, you've lost cool together, and it doesn't really matter anymore because the friendship is legendary.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Him for Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	We used to be so fucking cool Happy Birthday

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.