Rude Birthday Card - "Sexy As Fuck" Funny Birthday Card

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "Sexy As Fuck" Funny Birthday Card

"You don't look a day over sexy as fuck" is the ultimate backhanded compliment - except it's not backhanded at all. This rude birthday card celebrates attractiveness, humour, and the kind of friendship where you tell people exactly what you think of them. Perfect for anyone who cares more about staying sexy than staying young. Featuring bold purple design, this rude birthday card works for men, women, and anyone who appreciates being called hot as fuck while getting older.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Partners and spouses
Best friends with style
Anyone aging gracefully
People who prioritise looking good
Friend groups that celebrate attractiveness

This rude birthday card is pure compliment. It says: you're getting older, but you're still absolutely gorgeous. That's the best birthday message of all.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	You don't look a day over sexy as fuck

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.