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Rude Birthday Card for Women - "Sexy Little Bitch" Funny Birthday Card

£399

Rude Birthday Card for Women - "Sexy Little Bitch" Funny Birthday Card

This is a birthday card for women with confidence, attitude, and a good sense of humour. The message "Happy Birthday Your Sexy Little Bitch" is a cheeky celebration of attractiveness, self-assurance, and friendship.  Whether from a partner, best mate, or lesbian friend group, this rude birthday card works because it's delivered with affection and respect. Featuring pink design with white and purple text, it's flirty without being mean.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • Partners and spouses
  • Best female friends
  • Lesbian relationships
  • Anyone who's confident in their attractiveness
  • Friend groups that celebrate each other

This rude birthday card is a compliment in explicit language. It celebrates attractiveness, confidence, and friendship without apology.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Happy Birthday Your Sexy Little Bitch

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.