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Rude New Home Card - "Live Laugh Fucking Love" Funny New Home Card

£399

Rude New Home Card - "Live Laugh Fucking Love" Funny New Home Card

There's nothing we love more than a house with basic-bitch home decor. This rude new home card celebrates that some homes are just destined for Live, Laugh, Love signs. So naturally, we're adding a little swear word: "Live Laugh Fucking Love. Enjoy your new home." Perfect for anyone moving home who might not actually go full basic but if they do, this card is well prepared. Featuring bold pink design, it's funny whether they embrace the aesthetic or reject it completely.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude new home card is ideal for:

  • Friends moving homes
  • Family relocating
  • Colleagues changing address
  • Anyone with home decor sense of humour
  • Groups that laugh at interior design trends

This rude new home card roasts basic home decor while celebrating new beginnings. It's funny because home décor trends are hilarious.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion New Home Card
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Live Laugh Fucking Love. Enjoy your new home

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.