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Funny Get Well Soon Card. Rude Get Well Card.

£399

Rude Get Well Soon Card - "Glad You Didn't Die"

They gave everyone a proper fright, and now they're on the mend. You could send grapes and a card with a teddy holding a thermometer, or you could tell them the truth: you're bloody relieved, and you'd have been fuming if they'd popped off. This card says what everyone's thinking and cheers them up at the same time.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude get well soon card is ideal for:

  • The mate recovering from an operation, an accident or a hospital stay
  • Anyone who scared the life out of you and needs to hear about it
  • Friends, family and colleagues who'd rather laugh than be fussed over
  • Anyone sending a funny get well card to a man or woman on the mend

Proper relief, said properly.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Rude Get Well Soon Card
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message I'm so fucking glad you didn't die though. Get Well Soon.


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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.

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  • 5 STAR FILTH

    Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real life daredevils like you who bought our rude cards and lived to tell the tale.

  • SEND DIRECT

    Add your own filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. (Well Royal Mail will) No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

  • NO FUCKING AROUND

    Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you fucking useless bastard.