Funny Father's Day Card - Mum Says She Is Fairly Certain You Are Mine

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Funny Father's Day Card - Mum Says She Is Fairly Certain You Are Mine

Out of every dad on the planet, Mum's narrowed it down to him. She's fairly certain. That's basically a DNA test, isn't it. A hilariously cheeky Father's Day card for the dad with a decent sense of humour.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude Father's Day card is ideal for:

Families with a dark enough sense of humour to go there
Dads who find this funny rather than concerning
Funny Father's Day cards for dads who can take a joke
Sons and daughters who like to keep Dad on his toes

This funny Father's Day card is the one that gets read aloud at the table.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Father's Day
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	Out of all the dads in the world, mum says she is fairly certain that you are mine

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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.

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5 STAR FILTH

Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real life daredevils like you who bought our rude cards and lived to tell the tale.
SEND DIRECT

Add your own filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. (Well Royal Mail will) No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.
NO FUCKING AROUND

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you fucking useless bastard.